Names are Funny

There really is a guy named Cecil Shorts.

Add It Up

It's not over until the stat corrections are posted. And with these refs, the league might add a few yards here or there. So don't go posting your medals on Facebook quite yet.

Indy!

Somebody pick up the Indianapolis DEF, stat!

Not Sayin'; Just Sayin'

Part 1-
Fill 'er up. Did your draft go on for hours and did people whine about having to drive back to Chicago when it's dark out? Then maybe you didn't draft a full roster and you need to add one more player via free agency.

Part 2-
Kevin Ogletree just hit his high market value. You might want to trade him.

Stop Doing Drugs...

...and set your lineup. Football starts in 30 minutes.

(I really don't care if you stop doing the drugs or not.)

Post-Draft Analysis

So, you've drafted. Now, close your eyes and take a deep breadth.  Now, open your eyes and look over your draft sheet. Notice any oddities in your lineup? Maybe you need an extra TE or better back-up QB? Maybe you drafted an injured player? Maybe the beer took over and you drafted a Mike Shanahan RB? It's okay.
The season hasn't started so it's time to assess your weaknesses and make some free agent acquisitions. Maybe trading for Brandon Marshall is an option?

Draft Day! Part 3

Unless you can use your last draft pick on a kicker who kicks 8 weeks out of the year in the greater San Francisco Bay area, don't draft a kicker. There will be one available right before kickoff on Sunday of Week 1.

Football!